Thursday, December 24, 2009

Do you know of any cookie recipes that use arsenic?

My new young wife insists that most cookies use arsenic as a preserver since the time that I noticed an open box of it on the kitchen counter when she was baking. I am just asking, not that I think she is trying to kill me for my vast fortune or anything.Do you know of any cookie recipes that use arsenic?
It's a legitimate subsitute for cinnamon. Don't worry.Do you know of any cookie recipes that use arsenic?
can I have her recipe?
Tiny traces of arsenic is found in some foods and beer. There is no reason whatsoever your wife should have a box of arsenic in the same room where she is preparing food. It may preserve food a little longer, but at what expense? If you get headaches, sudden bouts of confusion and dizziness, you may have ingested some. Just in case, make sure you have charcoal pills handy in case one of you gets some in your system, intentionally or not. Take four of them and go to the ER. And for God's sake, get that damn box out of the kitchen. Idiots used to use it regularly, that's another symptom, it kills your cognitive brain cells. Eating food high in sulfur, or fiber will pull sulfur deposits out of your body, but sulfur doesn't pass through all the way, it leaves deposits throughout your body and it remains there for years.





I hope this isn't a joke, because people really do use it, but not without suffering chronic damage to their brain cells, lungs, kidneys and liver. Copy this whole post just in case it can be used in court.
Hahaha, maybe it is a spice from her Arabic Korean background.
You gotta explain the difference between arsenic and anise to her!
Arsenic will kill a person. No, arsenic is absolutely not a preservative in any kind of food.
Make sure to get a good life insurance policy so she can be happy when you are gone.
dont eat anything ur wife gives u she is trying to kill you!!!! arsenic is rat poison lol


wat a crazy *****
What the...? Are you crazy? This has got to be a joke cos arsenic is leathel! doesnt everyone know that???
uummmm....NO!!! is she nuts???? arsenic is not used in foods....PERIOD!!!! hello?!?!?!?!?
mate that sounds really really dodgy!!!!!!!





make her eat the whole batch of cookies and see what happens because as far as i know that suff will kill ya
Do you have life insurance?


Is it paid up?


Is it worth alot?





If you answered yes to any of the above questions then I suggest you move far far away %26amp; dont look back....
If I answer this with any spirit for fun it will get a VN you attract some seriously sad contacts maybe you should stop having so much fun you fecker!





This answer will self-destruct in 10-9-8-7-6...........
No,,arsenic is not now,nor has it ever been an ingredient for any cookies, or for any human foods that I can think of. It is certainly a food for rats and mice, but the outcome should be death.


Ok, from reading a lot of mystery novels I have learned that you can have a little arsenic in your food and your body will learn to adapt, and actually when you stop being given the arsenic you go into convulsions.


I would think twice about what's with your new young wife and probably eat out, especially cookies, until you can figure out what is with her. You also may want to get a lawyer lined up.
Yes. I believe the recipe is a standard cookie recipe, with some old lace added in.
I hope you signed a pre-nump and DONT EAT THOSE COOKIES%26gt;or anything else she cooks... ';Arsenic and Old Lace'; anyone.


the bottom line is that arsenic CAN NOT be used in food... period, u may need a lawyer
My uncle said he used to make cakes with it in it,my aunt had some stomach problems but i know it wasn't from the arsenic ..They have been using for a hundred years and i never heard of anyone dieing yet' cause of it,From heart trouble yes.enjoy your cookies and don't eat to many as you'll get a stomach ache.
sorry but i dont know................ go to ask .com and search your question
She's trying to kill you dude!

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